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Albany Times Union
November 22, 2008
At a time when our country faces overwhelming challenges, the Times Union prints an insulting satire posing as journalism meant to be clever and ...
The Olympian
November 22, 2008
The Seven Dwarfs were marching through the forest one day and they fell into a deep, dark ravine. Snow White, who was following along, peered over the edge ...
The Olympian
November 22, 2008
A man walks into a nearly empty bar with a cat under his arm. The bartender says, "Mister, we don't allow pets in here, but since it's early and there's not ...
ireport
November 22, 2008
Because
Barack Obama is not easy to do jokes about. He doesn't give you a lot to go on. See, this is why God gave us
Joe Biden." --
Jay Leno transition. ...
Tom's Guide
November 22, 2008
By Jane McEntegart, published on November 21, 2008 at 2:10 PM Today is Storm day - likely the first time we've said that without brandishing an umbrella. ...
The Olympian
November 22, 2008
Washington state University
football practice was delayed nearly two hours after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ...
Fergus Falls Daily Journal
November 22, 2008
When I left my home on the lake to return to
California I stopped at the post office. That must have been when someone put 2000 absentee ballots in my trunk ...
Canada.com
November 21, 2008
Across the country, school boards had to contend with a joke from an episode of the satirical animated show South Park that has spiralled into a day of ...
Colorado Springs Gazette
November 21, 2008
"Finding humor in a situation that many people presume to be a tragic part for my life has given me great food for fodder." She had to have a sense of humor ...
guardian.co.uk
November 21, 2008
AP foreign, Friday November 21 2008 â" The new Yugo has an air bag. Before an accident, start pumping real fast. â" How do you double the value of a Yugo? ...
Bellingham Herald
November 21, 2008
This year's Apple Cup, which pits a winless University of Washington
football team against 1-9
Washington state, could be one of the biggest jokes in the ...
BBC News
November 21, 2008
The Justice Minister has ordered the cancellation of a comedy workshop for
prisoners at a top security jail. The course, which started on Monday at ...
Texas Cable News
November 21, 2008
By Juanita Jimenez / 11 News "We've got a cold front moving into North
Texas," said 11 News Meteorologist David Paul. So when is the front going to get here ...
Winnipeg Sun
November 21, 2008
By SHANNON VANRAES, SUN MEDIA For some, it's a joke. To others, though, it urges violence against a visible minority. A movement called "Kick a Ginger Day" ...
The George Washington University The GW Hatchet
November 21, 2008
Similar to the 1997 film, which depicts a presidential administration that constructs a fake war with
Albania to cover up a sex scandal, the humor in ...
Detroit Free Press
November 21, 2008
The jokes delivered by Leno at Caesars Windsor are bound to cover a cross-section of topics. "When you do 'The Tonight Show' monologue, you sort of talk ...
Annapolis Capital
November 21, 2008
"The files that have been released are a joke," Mr. Rocah said. "The state police need to give an
explanation." The surveillance, already the subject of a ...
The Olympian
November 21, 2008
So these
parents were beating their child. They finally went to court, and the judge asked the child who he wanted to live with. The child responded: "Well, ...
Stamford Times
November 21, 2008
But, yeah, I would have found some humor in it. Q. Where will you find humor in an Obama presidency? Isn't pessimism funnier than optimism? ...
Gizmodo
November 21, 2008
By Jesus Diaz , 9:22 AM on Thu Nov 20 2008, 156 views Apart from remodeling their home, astronauts on board the International Space Station are installing a ...
Evening Bulletin
November 21, 2008
It takes a while for the humor in the film to rev up; the first 30 to 45 minutes of the 95-minute film are slowly paced. However, this flaw is forgivable. ...
Tucson Citizen
November 21, 2008
Somali pirates hijacked a Saudi Arabian supertanker carrying 3 million barrels of oil off the east coast of
Africa. There's no reason to attack. ...
Kansas City Star
November 21, 2008
By Yael T. Abouhalkah,
Kansas City Star Editorial Page columnist Sure, Royals fans are tired of the losing. We want GM Dayton Moore to shake up the lineup. ...
Deseret News
November 21, 2008
But what it could really use is more humor. The digital comedy-adventure starts out pretty slow and never really finds its footing, especially in regards to ...
Indiana Daily Student
November 20, 2008
Even in the early morning, their senses of humor endure as they take turns cracking jokes. The occasional interruptions in conversation are met with ...
The Olympian
November 20, 2008
The star
football player for the Huskies was failing his
math class at the semester and had to pass his exam in order to play in the game that weekend at ...
Las Vegas Sun
November 20, 2008
May, 36, began developing his humor when he was growing up in Clarksville, Ark. "I was 9 when I was finishing jokes for
Johnny Carson," he says. ...
The Olympian
November 20, 2008
One day in a bus station, one man approached another and said, "I bet your from the Wazzu." "Why yes I am," answered the other. "How could you tell? ...
MLive.com
November 20, 2008
AP Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade." Federal
tax credits on new car purchases and delaying ...
The Olympian
November 20, 2008
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Cougar joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, ...
PerezHilton.com
November 20, 2008
Despite various awards shows hijinks (a la unexpectedly and quite passionately kissing Halle Barry), Adrien Brody does not have a sense of humor, it seems. ...
The Olympian
November 20, 2008
A Coug was driving west from Pullman at the same time a Husky was driving east from Seattle and they happened to meet head-on in a horrible crash on top of ...
Deseret News
November 20, 2008
By Aaron Shill PROVO - John Hilton III is grateful for the
editors at Deseret Book who help him affix clever wording to his published works. ...
San Francisco Chronicle
November 20, 2008
Republican actor Stephen Baldwin will stay in
the US, insisting he was "just joking" when he vowed to flee the country if Democratic
politician Barack Obama ...
Hollywood Reporter
November 20, 2008
One panel plans to look at Nordic humor and Latin laughs with
filmmakers from each region trying to discover just how poles apart they are when it comes to ...
Kansas City Star
November 20, 2008
Blunt, Nixon, and a wide, heavy desk to separate themJEFFERSON CITY | Gov.
Matt Blunt and Gov.-elect Jay Nixon got together today and, according to ...
Press of Atlantic City
November 18, 2008
Novick said he countered by
recycling a Will Rogers line: "When I tell a joke, people laugh. When he tells a joke, it becomes law. ...
San Francisco Chronicle
November 18, 2008
Obama was the butt of only 58 jokes on five major late-night comedy shows - all of which are hosted by white men - in September, according to the latest ...
BBC News
November 18, 2008
Mr Berlusconi, 72, who is famous for his practical jokes, hid behind a large column ahead of their talks in Trieste as Mrs Merkel's entourage walked past. ...
Philippine Star
November 18, 2008
... who's also an
educator (she's the Academic Development director at the Private Hotel School in Stellenboch). And we didn't even make any crocodile jokes.
